A Golden Wake

Super Salesman

You were able to persuade everyone without using Seller Intuition.

Salesman

You were able to persuade one person without using Seller Intuition.

Darwin Award

You just improved the gene pool

History Repeating

Die the way your descendant might

Smooth Criminal

You really know how to cover your tracks.

Filthy Animal

You forgot your cookies...

Logic King

You solved the land auction puzzle without hints

Great Commoner

A little celebrity endorsement is never a bad thing.

End of a Salesman

You finished the game

Do You Even Rob, Bro?

His bark was much worse than his bite.

Lazy Bum

If only all sales were this easy.

You're Going Toupee For That

You've got a bright future ahead of you as a common thug!

Oh My Guard

You haven't lost your touch

Brotherly Love

Beau showed up at a special event

You Might Learn Something

Played the game with commentary on

Good Guy

You remained above negative influence.

Relics Of The Present

What's he doing here?

Professional Poisoner

You managed to survive in Havana without arousing suspicion.