Bardbarian

Early Bird

Complete the "morning" chapter.

Easter Deviled Eggs

Something's cooking on the title screen.

High Noon

Complete the "noon" chapter.

Good Evening

Complete the "evening" chapter.

Nightmare

Complete the "night" chapter.

Passive Vanquisher

Send 2500 enemies to their grave.

Lute n' Loot

Loot 100,000 gold from the corpses of your fallen enemies.

Favoritism

Upgrade a unit to MAX level.

Adorable Sidekick

You look lonely, have you considered a pet to keep you company?

NEED4SPEED

Go as fast as you possibly can. (Hint: Upgrade + Song)

Survival Instinct

Last for 3 minutes in survival mode.

360noscopeblazeit

Complete the entire campaign from start to finish without dying.

Hardbarian

Do all the things! 100% Completion.

Keep it Movin'

Don't get hit!

What you got?

Play and submit your best time for Survival Mode.

4 headz

Unlock the mythical 4th party slot.

Insane in the Membrane

Start a new game in Insane Mode.

3 Mile Run

Fact: There are 1609 meters in a mile.