Do Not Feed the Monkeys

Pongo lostintranslansis

They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.

Callimico oviparus

The only primates capable of laying eggs.

Papio stellaris

Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.

Galago cholesterolus

Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.

Microcebus nudensis

They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .

Petterus supermegafan

They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.

Aotus chauffeurii

They hate moving around the jungle on foot.

Prebytis freedonius

They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.

Mandrillus lupus

They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.

Cebus smilenis

These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.

Colobus corsarii

They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.

Lepilemur poopoo

The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.

Allocebus darwiniana

Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.

Lemur wylonii major

Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.

Lemur wylonii medus

Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.

Lemur wylonii vulgaris

Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.

Gorilla clubensis minor

Obedient and helpful primates.

Gorilla clubensis medus

Very obedient and very helpful primates.