Everybody's Gone to the Rapture

Tea Leaf

Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp

Wrong Number

Spent time waiting for a call

The End

Completed the game

Completionist

Triggered all of the story in the game

Graffiti Artist

Found all the Chads

Bibliophile

Read all of the Bittern books

Radio Enthusiast

Listened to all the radios before doing anything else

Lost

Read all of the You Are Here maps

Howard's Train

Spent time playing with Howard's train set

Trainspotter

Noted all of the train numbers

Perpetual Motion

Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes

Moonwalker

Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds

Backtracker

Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game

Open Ended

Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc

Hypochondriac

Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times

Ready Meal

Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy

Last Orders

Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler

Passive Observer

Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all