Get Off My Lawn!

Packing some serious heat

Upgrade all guns to level 3

Packing some serious meat

Upgrade all guns to max level

1, 2, skip a few, 99, 100

Use a head start

We come in peace

Don't fire once

Last ditch effort

Use a last stand

Thanks :)

View the credits

Firing Blanks

Miss 8 times in a row

There is no spoon

Kill 3 enemies during a single cane time

Welcome to the real world

Kill 5 enemies during a single cane time

You are the one

Kill 7 enemies during a single cane time

Grunt Shooter Level 1

Kill 100 grunts with the musket

Grunt Shooter Level 2

Kill 1000 grunts with the musket

Grunt Shooter Level 3

Kill 10,000 grunts with the musket

Grunt Blaster Level 1

Kill 100 grunts with the shotgun

Grunt Blaster Level 2

Kill 1000 grunts with the shotgun

Grunt Blaster Level 3

Kill 10,000 grunts with the shotgun

Grunt Zapper Level 1

Kill 50 grunts with the ray gun

Grunt Zapper Level 2

Kill 500 grunts with the ray gun

Grunt Zapper Level 3

Kill 5000 grunts with the ray gun

Dodger Shooter Level 1

Kill 50 dodgers with the musket

Dodger Shooter Level 2

Kill 500 dodgers with the musket

Dodger Shooter Level 3

Kill 5000 dodgers with the musket

Dodger Blaster Level 1

Kill 50 dodgers with the shotgun

Dodger Blaster Level 2

Kill 500 dodgers with the shotgun

Dodger Blaster Level 3

Kill 5000 dodgers with the shotgun

Dodger Zapper Level 1

Kill 25 dodgers with the ray gun

Dodger Zapper Level 2

Kill 250 dodgers with the ray gun

Dodger Zapper Level 3

Kill 2000 dodgers with the ray gun

Behemoth Shooter Level 1

Kill 50 behemoths with the musket

Behemoth Shooter Level 2

Kill 500 behemoths with the musket

Behemoth Shooter Level 3

Kill 5000 behemoths with the musket

Behemoth Blaster Level 1

Kill 50 behemoths with the shotgun

Behemoth Blaster Level 2

Kill 500 behemoths with the shotgun

Behemoth Blaster Level 3

Kill 5000 behemoths with the shotgun

Behemoth Zapper Level 1

Kill 25 behemoths with the ray gun

Behemoth Zapper Level 2

Kill 250 behemoths with the ray gun

Behemoth Zapper Level 3

Kill 2500 behemoths with the ray gun

Tank Shooter Level 1

Kill 25 tanks with the musket

Tank Shooter Level 2

Kill 250 tanks with the musket

Tank Shooter Level 3

Kill 2500 tanks with the musket

Tank Blaster Level 1

Kill 25 tanks with the shotgun

Tank Blaster Level 2

Kill 250 tanks with the shotgun

Tank Blaster Level 3

Kill 2500 tanks with the shotgun

Tank Zapper Level 1

Kill 10 tanks with the ray gun

Tank Zapper Level 2

Kill 100 tanks with the ray gun

Tank Zapper Level 3

Kill 1000 tanks with the ray gun

Hey big spender

Spend 1000 orbs

Dig this blender

Spend 10,000 orbs

Rainbow suspenders

Spend 50,000 orbs

Yeah, a little too close

Kill 10 enemies on the last lawn square

Keep your enemies closer

Kill 100 enemies on the last lawn square

Now you're just playing with fire

Kill 1000 enemies on the last lawn square