Lorelei and the Laser Eyes

Tail Wagging Society Prize

Awarded for showing remarkable care for our canine friends.

Strigiformes Award for Best Listener

Awarded for striking enthusiasm for stories and fables.

Coat Rack Connoisseur of the Year Award (Honorable Mention)

Awarded for outstanding devotion within the field of discarding personal overwear.

Herzmuller’s Computing Prize

Awarded for significant usage of computational devices.

Entomologist of the Year

Awarded for remarkable contributions in mapping the taxonomy of bugs.

Tropaeum Ex Fraternitate Oculi

Awarded to the righteous who seek knowledge beyond human comprehension.

Miss Knowledgeable of the Year

Awarded for correctly answering all brothers’ questions, all while retaining grace and femininity.

S.C. Bolt’s Genius Award

Awarded for great achievements in the field of solving number related riddles.

Super Gamer of the Month

Awarded for significant passion for game collecting.

Simogo Consumer of the Year Award

Awarded for exceptional collections of polystyrene.

The Black Arts Coffee Club Member of the Month

Awarded for plentiful use of our services.

JW Arkitektkontor Employee of the Month

Awarded for excellence within the field of charting.

Ilona Zevon & Milton Foley Grand Prize

Awarded for commendable comradery and masterful navigation of relationships.

Cutter of the Week

Awarded for great perseverance and proficiency within the field of division.

Theseus Award

Awarded for exemplary dexterity and skillful traversal of mazes.

Euterpe Prize of the Year

Awarded for notable contributions in spreading the gift of music.

The True American Award

Awarded for outstanding belief in The American Dream.

Augenwaldburg Race Winner

Awarded to the winner of the yearly running race at Augenwaldburg.