POSTAL

And so it begins...

Make your first kill.

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.

Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.